S01.E08: Here's to Good Friends

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Let's start off with a nice Pink Squirrel of depression.

Combine:

1 oz Crème de Noyaux
1 oz Crème de cacao
1 oz Heavy Cream

Shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass and serve.

YUM!

 :'(

:'(

  • Queen SJ said that the Pink Squirrel was invented in Milwaukee, Illinois, but she knows it's in Wisconsin. SHEESH.
  • Also, it is no longer for Just for Party Moms and 90s Sitcoms, according to Vice.
  • Everything Queen SJ knows about football is from Black Flag:

Here's a little snippet from My Lives about Danny Jacobson, who is credited as the writer on this episode, and his role on Roseanne:

Danny Jacobson was brought in as my liaison to Matt Williams. I liked him because he was one of the only people walking the set who hadn’t gone to college with Matt. “Hurry up and get good,” I told him, “because I’m going to make you the head writer.” Danny helped me get through the thirteen episodes, however, with my brainpan relatively lithium-free. I would make changes when I wanted to and fax them to Matt, who seemed to have no idea that after the thirteenth show was in the can, so was he. By now I was rewriting everything and naturally not getting the credit for it. I got comfortable with Danny, a major mistake because that whole time Danny seemed to be working only for himself.
— Roseanne Barr, My Lives
 Desperately hoping for a snow day. We like that the headlines are always negative. "Housing starts down" would be bad news for Dan's business.

Desperately hoping for a snow day. We like that the headlines are always negative. "Housing starts down" would be bad news for Dan's business.

 Sad mauve Eeyore

Sad mauve Eeyore

 WTF is up with Sylvia and her mobile medicine cabinet!

WTF is up with Sylvia and her mobile medicine cabinet!

 Pete: You want heat? I’ll give you all you can handle!

Pete: You want heat? I’ll give you all you can handle!

 Booker lies like a rug about his weekend plans!

Booker lies like a rug about his weekend plans!

 Roseanne with a little fake snow in her hair before she goes out. Oops!

Roseanne with a little fake snow in her hair before she goes out. Oops!

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 Frances Fisher is a treasure and we want MORE!

Frances Fisher is a treasure and we want MORE!

 The skillet earrings! WHY?

The skillet earrings! WHY?

 Well this night took a turn

Well this night took a turn

 Meanwhile, across the Lobo, Janine is about to buy what Booker is selling. We love Janine's severe look with the giant earrings, red lips, and big plastic barrette.

Meanwhile, across the Lobo, Janine is about to buy what Booker is selling. We love Janine's severe look with the giant earrings, red lips, and big plastic barrette.

 CLOONEY literally spit takes when Jackie materializes.

CLOONEY literally spit takes when Jackie materializes.

 At home, Dan is procrastinating as much as Darlene is. Corn: spotted.

At home, Dan is procrastinating as much as Darlene is. Corn: spotted.

 Roseanne returns home covered in fake snow after a successful therapy session at the Lobo, and Darlene has finished her report. Happy ending!

Roseanne returns home covered in fake snow after a successful therapy session at the Lobo, and Darlene has finished her report. Happy ending!