S10.E03: Roseanne Gets the Chair (or, Kids are Stupid)

These are the Show Notes for this episode.

 Sassy criminals get rewarded with a half nelson.

Sassy criminals get rewarded with a half nelson.

  • "Weird old blankets" on TV.
  • We mention "gabby" or "mouthy" wives, which will come up in Friday's episode (S01.E03), stay tuned!
  • Queen Debbie mentioned the books How to Be a Woman and Hillbilly ElegyQueen SJ has not learned how to read yet.
  • Death, Sex, and Money: Why I Steal--a look at one woman's experience "boosting" from local chains and then selling the goods online to support her family.
  • John Goodman interview in New Orleans.

Queen Debbie has changed position on who John Goodman looks like this week. Now it's Thurston Howell III:

 I like it.

I like it.

  • SJ thought of Baby Jessica when the "falling down a well" line happened:
 All your favorite players are talking to each other on the Twitter.

All your favorite players are talking to each other on the Twitter.

Will we end up liking Harris? When Roseanne's kids were snotty, there was usually some kind of resolution that made us like them again, or see their side. Here, the most heartfelt resolution of the conflict seemed to be with Darlene and her parents, like in the old days.

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 Nowadays Dan is a classy gentleman and drinks his beer in a glass. We like how his look has evolved--sleek wristwatch, nice leather shoes. He looks modern without looking fancy.

Nowadays Dan is a classy gentleman and drinks his beer in a glass. We like how his look has evolved--sleek wristwatch, nice leather shoes. He looks modern without looking fancy.

 It's nice seeing more of the stove side of the kitchen. "Don't fence me in."

It's nice seeing more of the stove side of the kitchen. "Don't fence me in."

 There appears to be a letter in the freezer?

There appears to be a letter in the freezer?

 We were so happy to see Godzilla lives.

We were so happy to see Godzilla lives.

 We love the detail of the four unmatched pillowcases.

We love the detail of the four unmatched pillowcases.

 "TAKE OUT THE TRAAAASH!"

"TAKE OUT THE TRAAAASH!"

 Even though Harris is appallingly rude to her grandmother and throws her coat at her...

Even though Harris is appallingly rude to her grandmother and throws her coat at her...

 ...Roseanne notices it's dirty and spot cleans it for the little ingrate.

...Roseanne notices it's dirty and spot cleans it for the little ingrate.

 Granny's looking pretty spry now.

Granny's looking pretty spry now.

Perhaps one of the most exciting parts of the episode came at the beginning--THE CONNORS HAVE AN UPSTAIRS HALLWAY!! Let us know what you think in the comments below.

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